Partito Nazionale Boatista

Summary
Shortened to PNB, this is the only party that has any right to rule the Empire of Greater Dívasa. The party is and always has been led by the God-Emperor himself Boat and currently lacking members (Despite Boat's rightful attempts to count himself as equal to 10 members). It has recently returned to relevance due to Boat's resurgence from his great slumber and will definitely win 100% of the seats in the next election. Any who oppose the messages divulged by the almighty Boat shall be 'yeeted' out of Divasa.

Beliefs
Members of the party hold it to be true that Boat has lived since before the initial founding of Divasa and, in fact, was its sole creator, building the first parliament brick by brick with his bare hands. It is also prophesied that when the end of time comes, he shall battle with Jeb in the heavens (also known as ) until he emerges the sole victor, with all other life eliminated in the crossfire. At this point, he shall recreate Divasa and the universe anew. Supposedly, such 'end times' have occurred once before, when a civil war in Divasa, a coup by Jeb and an attempted invasion of Svergia occurred simultaneously, causing such chaos that Boat and his allies 'reset everything'.

Policy
The Following is a list of policy proposed by Boat if his party were to take power. It is important to note that these may have changed, as is seen by his recent motions towards the acceptance of Paers


 * Yeet the Paers out of existence (It's for their own good)
 * Yeet Jeb out of Divasa
 * Take control of Divasa, then only be active for a few minutes each month
 * Promote meme parties
 * Have no actual enforceable policies
 * Something to do with progress through unity?